Turtullius is an immortal turtle. He was born during the Ancient Roman Empire and granted immortality by the poet Virgil in exchange for "telling him how bees think so he could write the fourth book of his weird farming poem." Turtullius was given an icon by the Ancient Roman version of Zack Rearick, as well as a

cipher telling him and Elisha McLaughlin where the physical Frame to Blessedness was hidden. Turtullius gave the two this information because they saved him from being stuck in a Zaxby's parking lot one time.